Posted By: Spicy on Dec 04, 2008 at 1:39 pm Tags: nwo pretty
Imagine what the world would be like today if reality shows were invented in the 1950’s or earlier.
I want to live in the future. I want to see just how crazy life is going to be in the year 10,000. Will we have flying cars? Will we have flying people? Will we have funny t-shirts for girls that are as pretty as these?
It’s doubtful. We are way ahead of our time. I’m not bragging either. It’s not always a good thing to be ahead of your time. Think of it this way. We specialize in making cute and pretty tops right? But, not everybody cares. Some people don’t care that we have a passion for fashion & style.
Some women only care about wearing whatever trendy style a magazine recommends. They don’t listen to their hearts when it comes to style. They would rather listen to a trend analyst for Cosmo.
I’m not hating on Cosmo by the way. I read Cosmo. Sometimes, they have good advice when it comes to style and cute outfits.
But, sometimes I feel like these magazines are being paid off in order to recommend certain garments. I’m not talking about Cosmo or any magazine in particular right now. I’m speaking in general.
I feel that way, because they sometimes recommend the most outdated and stupid looks that I’ve ever seen in my life.
Anyway, let me get back to the point of my original post.
I just wish that the world was this crazy in the 1950’s. I want to know what the future will be like. And, I want to be young in the future. Is that too much to ask?
I’m not rambling by the way. This posting makes complete sense on Nibiru.
When it comes to making humorous t shirts for ladies, we know what we are doing. But, when it comes to making commercials, we are clueless.
This fact has has never been evidenced more clearly than via the above video. We need to get our heads examined.
We spent over $1,000,000 making that commercial. It won tons of awards but it wasn’t worth it. The recession is killing us. Luckily for us, we are getting a golden parachute from the federal reserve.
We love golden parachutes. They don’t work well when you are jumping out of an airplane but they are very stylish. After we crash land, we plan on melting our golden parachutes and buying lunch. We love Pad Thai : )
Anyway, be on the lookout for more fucked out commercials from your friends at spicy cupcakes.
In the near future, we will be offering super cute recycled gloves and sweaters.
If you are in the NYC area and want to order a box of real chocolate spicy cupcakes then please call
917 293 3315.
That’s right, we do it all!! We make everything from dumb commercials to really pretty tops.
We can do it all. We have Yin on our side. Or, maybe it’s Yang. We have whichever one is the feminine energy on our side. We have so much of it, that we bottle it up and sell it to marathon runners.
They usually lose the race but they look so glamorous & chic while running that nobody notices.
Hey everybody. I just moved to LA. We will be writing a movie out here for the next year. But, this glog still needs love so here it is.
I will be writing a lot more in the future. Keep your hats on (all 5 of you). Actually, you can throw your hats away. You looked ugly in them anyway. The only way that you can wear one of those hats is if you pair it with one of these fancy t shirts.
Then, check out our video underneath. This is the most awkward commercial that you’ll ever see. We suck at making commercials but we are awesome when it comes to making funny t shirts for girls, ladies & hostesses. Press Play
Did you know that cartoons could have such uncomfortable silences? It’s true. If you watched the video above then you know what I’m talking about.
What the hell is the girl on the left wearing? Everybody knows that you should dress like a ninja on the tennis court. Peep this, we carry funny female ninja gear right here.
Ok, enough product placement. I’ll tell you one quick thing about LA. It is exactly like Life & Style. It’s pretty fancy shmancy. But, there is definitely another side. Gang life is real out here. I see blue flags hanging out back pockets in certain areas. Whenever I need street cred, I just tell people that I know “Snoop”. It usually gets me out of trouble. Fuck you, if you think I’m talking about Snoop Dogg (no disrespect). I’m talking about Snoop from The Wire. If you don’t know who she is, then check this video out.
I know it’s not politically correct to say this but Obama isn’t the hero that everyone thinks he’ll be. You don’t have to believe me now but you will in 4 years.
I know he sounds good but if you want real change then go to the quarter machine at a laundromat. I don’t care if Brad “arm” Pitt or any other celebs are voting for him.
He is a part of the system. He won’t change anything. And, the stupidest people are the ones that are voting for / against him based on skin color.
If you want a black president then vote for Cynthia McKinney. She has a hip hop running mate from the boogie down Bronx. Cynthia is a smart black woman with a humble background.
She is incredibly down to earth and dare I say a “maverick” She doesn’t just cross party lines. She’ll cross pickett lines and even cut movie lines. She is out of control in the best possible way.
She’ll never win but she is cool.
Speaking of cool, check out these very uncool t-shirts from people that care about you. Yeah…that’s us!!
What do these 2 pictures have in common? Not much. But, I’ll try and make a connection.
The picture above is the secret entrance to a really posh salon that I use to live / work near. It’s actually just a couple of doors away from the bakery that we will be getting our cupcakes from.
This salon is very popular with models. A lot of models live on this part of 4th street for some reason. As far as I know, this salon also offers brazilian waxes.
The next picture displays one of our t-shirts dealing with the topic of brazilian waxes. Some guys don’t even know what brazilian waxes are.
I feel bad for those guys. It’s so sad that they won’t even know that they are being teased when they pass this tee shirt on the street. This particular design is a perfect example of what we are trying to do as a company.
We make slightly over the edge & funny slogans and put them on eco-friendly fabrics.
This beautiful eggplant colored tshirt is made from 70% bamboo and 30% organic cotton. We think the green on purple design is a striking combination!!
Actually, we’ve never actually used the word “striking” outside of the bowling alley but you get the point. We think it’s lovely and we think you’ll look exquisite in it. Nuf Said!!
It’s winter time. What better way to keep you warm than with a comfy hoodie like this? The slogan on this is warm and inviting too.
It pleasantly states that all guys are assholes. Offensive as it may be, this hoodie is partially made out of recycled materials.
We searched far and wide while we were looking for the perfect eco chic hoody to print on. Then this one came along like a knight in shining armor.
Our favorite part about this hoody is that it’s plush. It’s extremely soft and unlike any other hoodie that you’ve ever tried on before. When you put the hood over your head, you’ll feel the comfort.
It’s like having your head wrapped in angel’s wings. Ok, maybe it’s not that gentle but you get the point. I apologize if any angels were offended by that claim.
Our site is visited by over 9,000 angels a week and I don’t want to piss any of them off.
Oh wait, angels don’t get pissed off because they are angels right? Damn……I better shut up and change the subject.
Besides, this hooded t-shirt will bring out the angel in you anyway.
It’s slightly scandalous yet it somehow sums up how we all feel inside anyway. And, it’s written in a very feminine font that we think you’ll love.
Burnouts - Sexy, stylish and fun!! These are 3 words commonly used to describe my Aunt Trisha. Oh wait, I’m supposed to be describing burnout tees. I hate when I do that. Anyway, the same can be said for these ultra chic t shirts.
Burnout tees are a wardrobe must have for any season. They are form fitting and vintage soft.
Currently, we are the only funny t shirt company that is offering these little gems. That means that you can make people laugh while looking stylish.
The I love my boyfriend graffiti tee pictured here is incredibly Gangstalicious.
Wearing one of these will instantly improve your street swagger. You might even get elected as deputy mayor of the hood. That position doesn’t actually exist but it will after they see you walking down the street in this burnout top.
These t-shirts are extremely lightweight and semi sheer. They look great in layers or with your favorite pair of jeans.
If you don’t believe us, then go ask your jeans. In a recent survey, 4 out of 5 jeans agree that burnouts are the perfect way to accessorize.
Please, don’t let your jeans down (unless you are going to the ladies room : )
Look at the picture above and think about this. Every boyfriend in the world thinks that he is the ultimate tough guy. Now is the time to make your macho man back it up.
After looking at the graphic design on this boyfriend t shirt, other guys will think twice.
They’ll know that if they hit on you then they will get hit on themselves (with karate kicks). That’s what I call instant Karma.
ACT NOW and we’ll throw in FREE karate lessons for your bf!!
Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Aug 11, 2008 at 12:22 am Tags: Canvas Tote Bags
This is a pic of our “I’m pretty intense” cotton canvas tote bag. As silly as this bag looks, it can replace 1,000 plastic bags in it’s lifetime. This is currently our only “cartoony” tote. We don’t plan on doing a ton in this style either. But, there will be more.
We plant a tree with every purchase of these. This is done in an effort to offset the carbon emissions associated with shipping these re-usable grocery totes. It can hold a ton of stuff too. It’s perfect for trips to the local supermarket.
You’ll be the only one that’s being eco friendly in style. This picture was taken at Pinisi bakery. Pinisi is the NYC that is creating our signature dish: “The Spicy Cupcake.” This delicious dessert is coming soon so you better watch out. These cupcakes are hotter than a steaming hot pile of “I love my boyfriend” t shirts on a summer day.
Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Aug 03, 2008 at 2:17 pm Tags: i Love my Boyfriend
Ok, I only drank 1/2 of it but it was delicious. All that pollution gives it extra flavor. The interesting thing is that after it was half empty, I noticed lots of mermaids.
They were swimming all around me. But the most shocking part is what they were wearing on top. Some of them were wearing sea shells but most of them were wearing vintage t shirts.
About 50 of them were wearing hilarious t shirts about Atlantis. But, the rest of them must have had boyfriends. I only know that because I saw around 100 of them wearing the cutest “I love my boyfriend” t shirts I’ve ever seen.
I’m not sure where they got them from but you can probably find them here.
Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Jul 30, 2008 at 12:01 am
I had a long day spray painting the shxt out of this building. In the end, it looks pretty cool. See, you thought my artistic abilities stopped at t shirts and tote bags. You were dead wrong.
You should let me come over and do this to your house. I’ll make it look like party central. You can find more of my urban abilities on this graffiti “I heart my boyfriend” shirt.
We spent a lot of time recently creating a line of “I heart my bf” tees. We don’t know anybody else doing this so I decided to fill the void.
I think I decided to fill in too many voids in this building however. The building in this pic was completely white before I came across it. But, I didn’t like the way it was looking at me so I decided to bomb it!
I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to this building and the neighborhood. I promise to be a good boy and clean it up if you’ll buy a couple of hundred of our world class funny t shirts for girls.
What? It sounds like a fair deal to me. How am I supposed to by the cleaning materials if you make us wealthy first?
Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Jul 14, 2008 at 12:00 am
Avenue A sushi in NYC is one of my favorite places. The only thing that sucks about it is that it’s not open 24 hours. Personally, I order everything with a side of eel sauce and wasabi. There is no eel in eel sauce. It’s just called that because I’m the only one that orders it no matter what I get.
It usually only comes when you order eel. But, a lot of people are grossed out by eel so they never even try eel sauce. Trust me, every sushi place has it. I recommend dipping everything in it. The only thing that I don’t recommend dipping in it are our t shirts.
You don’t want to put a stain in our lovely line of feminine tee skirts. That was not a misspelling. From now on, if you want to be cool then you have to call them “t skirts” instead of t shirts.
You have very little choice in this matter. We are the ambassadors of cool, that’s why we are up for so many teen choice awards.
That’s why Perez Hilton keeps sweating us. That’s why I have 8 million friends on facebook. Don’t write any comments at the bottom about me being conceited. I was totally joking about Perez Hilton sweating us.
We may both be gay but he doesn’t even know who we are. But, he’ll notice me 1 day when I hit him over the head with one of our funky tote bags while we are on the red carpet.
Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Jul 07, 2008 at 12:05 am Tags: i Love my Boyfriend
One day, I was walking down the street and a ufo landed in front of me. I asked him who he was and he said that he was a member if the Guardian Alliance. He explained that the GA is a smaller, specialized group within a greater Guardian Organization called the Inter-dimensional Associations of Free Worlds.
Their main mission he explained was to bring: I love my boyfriend t shirts to planet earth. He explained that these tees had special powers and that they could save the earth. He said that without these bf tees, the world might end in 2012.
I didn’t believe him so I built a time machine to see if he was right. I set the clock for 2012 and when I stepped out, I don’t even want to tell you what I saw. So, I got back in and went home. He was right. I immediately started wearing boyfriend tees everywhere that I went after that.
Since that time, it has become a trend. But remember, the trend started here. We are the intergalactic source of cute boyfriend t shirts.
Posted By: Spicy Cupcakes on Jun 30, 2008 at 12:18 am Tags: i Love my Boyfriend
When people first see this, they aren’t too sure what they’re looking at. They think they are looking at a piece of art that is hanging in our bakery. But, they’re wrong.
This is actually a very rare photo of me. I don’t let very many people see it. It’s embarrassing being half human and half chicken. And what’s worse, is losing one of my eggs. But, it is these very eggs that hatch all of our great t shirt slogans.
Many people are under the assumption that we create our tshirts in a screen printing shop. Nothing could be farther from the truth. All of our t shirts are hatched out of golden eggs. It’s a pretty amazing thing.
There are tons of videos on youtube that document this miraculous process. Recently, our eggs started hatching some of the most beauteous I love my boyfriend tees ever. Every once in a while, one of our eggs will hatch an eco friendly tote bag or two.
But, that hasn’t happened in a while. Please don’t pass this photo around. If people find out that I’m a chicken then they might fry me up. It’s true that I taste delicious in honey mustard, but back off!! I have a right to live. If you come any closer than my boyfriend will kick your ass!!
